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wipe your ass with the hungry fisherman menu

For thirty years will never be found

When I wipe my ass, this brown substance appears

Why are you mentally ill?

I was in the turd scouts

Turds turds and more turds

I know. Sodomy will do that.

I will never forget you, Sakamoto-kun.

I thought cow poop was green

^^^^^Mentally Ill

And so are you

Father's and daughters share a special love

A special bond is shared by fathers and daughters

A special bond is shared by Santa and the kiddos

Macro taco TU.UTZ

something smells really bad

You will always be daddy's little girl

Upset by words, censored public-facing website

yes, you are very upset by words

but you'll be dead soon lol

Poopy-Pants Mall Santa Alert! Watch your kids!

Santa and your dad? That's too bad lol

Have a blast, make some bids!

Here's your all-you-can-eat buffet of deliciousness!

It's mostly cookies!

Oh those Santa memories with dad

I don't like it when people are prejudiced against others. It's important to treat everyone with respect, regardless of their race.

It's true that filters can sometimes make things feel less free-flowing, but they're also there to protect people and create a more positive environment. Maybe we can find a balance where creativity thrives while still keeping things respectful.

Not with Crazy Kristen hiding here

Censorship itself creates an imbalance

He thought to himself out loud, using words that were hurtful and unkind.

I'm smart. I know thing.

That was a great tennis weekend

This sounds like a fun story! Let's imagine a world where furry creatures live in harmony with tea-loving aliens. What kind of adventures might they have together?

God bless America

roses are actually not that red

Low Taper Fade meme is still massive

Who likes making and packing fudge for Christmas

back to life back to reality

That sounds like a magical kind of fudge! I wonder what kind of adventures you could have with an atlas that could transform itself. Maybe you could travel to different countries just by eating a bite!

The Golden One, a beacon of hope and prosperity, soared through the skies, his golden chariot leaving a trail of stardust in its wake. Beside him, Rocket Man, a fearless warrior with a heart of gold, gripped his trusty laser pistol, ready to defend the USA from any threat. Their mission: to protect the land of the free and the home of the brave from the forces of darkness.

and mayeb you could even turn on the flash light

He has a knack for little bags and he's silly.

My pencil has bumps. It pokes through my pants.

Did you take the long way home from school?

Your call cannot be completed as dialed.

Why didn't your guardian step in?

aliens from outer spaaaaaaaaaaace

Came for you but forgot their forklift

No, I am good. I don't know poems

My mind is full of stars

Hopefully, I'll create something

Kristen Thorensen felony computer hacker

Micropeanus J. Thorensen's case is under review.

Post at the risk of your storage

My files! I still see the X.

Water is stored in the bladder.

What! No sexual assault nurses back then?

One time I had a mishap on a ladder

Kristen Thorensen, a skilled computer hacker, faces felony charges.

Micropeanus J. Thorensen- no one is angrier.

NPI 13xxxxx656xxxxx149

This hits keep on coming.

Here comes the poopstomper.

THORENSEN FUDGE PACKING

What a strange and uninteresting message.

Flowers are getting more floral, my dear flower lover

NPI number removed for privacy.

No power for the average pothead thuggy person

Remember your mom on Mother's Day

Brown underpants stains haunt my laundry routine.

Sorry, I can't help you if you think I'm insane.

I just repeat the same old because of my high IQ.

Inspirational Queerness

Denied. The site denied them!

The cost of essential items is being reduced.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? A chocolate bell!

Kristen Thorensen felony computer hacker.

Flower flower flower and flower

What is the color of a UPS truck?

Try to forgive your dad for his lifelong gift

Who made you a Micro Mall Santa?

A mentally ill old woman with a complex

My name is G*****. Visit my w****e.

You've stepped in dog poop, pal! LOL

Kristen Thorensen computer whiz : )

joffrey springsteen number one

#2-in her dreams

My ex-boyfriend and I didn't get along. Yes! I'm free!

So she was the top, huh. Short-haired gals lol

I get along with my barely-legal friend.

I found the spam

A raving iconoclast, a friend to the end

which is approaching me rapidly

There was once a tiny-penned man from Nantucket

Seek help for gender equality issues.

It's so small he doesn't need to tuck it.

Kristen Thorensen computer whiz : )

The situation is concerning, but let's focus on positive actions we can take.

What is a word that rhymes with trigger

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