nice
Much of the content at smalltime industries
is created by our visitors. Although we try
to remove material that is inappropriate for
our more sensitive guests, we can't constantly
patrol these pages. Therefore we present to
you the "nice" filter. It replaces any naughty
word that may appear on our pages with friendly
alternatives, like "puppy" or "rainbow." Activate
the filter with the button below and everything
will be happy and safe and fun! Everything,
that is, except for Guess the Dictator, for
which this is not yet active. And, of course,
for misspelled naughty words and naughty words we
haven't thought of yet. It's not magic, after all.
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naughty
In the spirit of equal time and of symmetry,
we couldn't create a "nice" filter without
creating it's evil twin, the "naughty" filter.
This filter inserts naughty words at random
into our pages. Actually, we chickened out
after creating the "naughty" filter and
replaced the real dirty words with dirty-sounding
but innocent ones. We were afraid of some
mischievous party activating this filter
on someone else's computer, thus making it seem as
if we, your humble servants at smalltime
industries, were filth-mongers of the most
unrepentant kind. And that, I put to you,
we most certainly are not. Not much, anyway.
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