Find-The-Spam

Somewhere in the picture below we have cleverly hidden a can of spam. If you think you've found the spam, click on it to find out if you're right. You probably don't think there is any spam in the picture, but look closely. Many people only find the spam after staring intently at the picture for several hours.

For those of you using a text-only browser, here is the non-graphical version of Find-the-Spam. Select the one which is Spam:

Do you have absolutely no life? If so, take a look at the archive of Old Spam entries.

You can stick it in a bottle, or hold it in your hand

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land

Mind if we call you B,r,u,c,e to keep it clear?

"No, it's M,i,c,h,a,e,l."

"Is your name not B,r,u,c,e?"

Monty Python did an amusing sketch about Australian philosophy academics.

So say I, Sir Micropeanuts of Thorenshire.

You can never be a knight, sir. Lmao!

Please seek help for Bisapienism. Help can be found on the Island of Lesbos or a distant planet.

Please seek help and therapy for your mental health. God bless you, ma'am

Get it out, Granny. Get it all out. You won't have to deal with it much longer.

Now more wisdom from the oracle of findthespam

Uranus most of all...

You should see my technique! Let's just say it's all about the celestial bodies if you catch my drift.

Like painting on your 'canvas'. lmaooooo

I have a unique way of expressing my concern for climate change!

derp boop duh beep drrrrrrrrrrr beepboop

I didn't say rewing. The bot said rewing. I said r,e,w,i,n,d.

That reminds me- I have to rewing my Kenny G cassette for a special date tonight.

Temu Derp Bot 9000, programmed by a talented developer.

I didn't say Pennil. The bot said Pennil. I said P,e,n,n,i,s.

No. Not 'Pencil'. P-e-n-n-i-l. Because it rhymes with Menace. Get it?! AAAAAAAHAHA

But I didn't mean to say pencil. The bot meant to say pencil. I meant to say 'Penis'.

I didn't say pencil. The bot said pencil. I said P,e,n,n,i,s, but I meant to say P,e,n,c,i,l.

Micro Pencil the Micro Menace

I didn't say pesky little things. The bot said pesky little things. I said m,i,c,r,o,p,e,n,u,s.

I'm having so much fun without those pesky little things ruining it. lmaooooooo

Bi-sapiens have only been found on the island of Lesbos.

Is Homo Erectus not a Homo Sapien? Are there any Bi-Sapiens?

What I said was 'homo' as in Homo erectus. lolololol

I didn't say startedfallingdown. The bot said s,t,a,r,t,e,d,f,a,l,l,i,n,g,d,o,w,n. I said something else.

I didn't say Peanuts Boy. The bot said Peanuts Boy. I said t,i,n,y,c,o,c,k,e,d,s,t,a,r,t,e,d,f,a,l,l,i,n,g,d,o,w,n.

Ain't that right, Peanuts Boy? Sing it!

Laugh, kookaburra, laugh, kookaburra. Save some pewp for meeee.

I didn't say pupper. The bot said pupper. I said p,o,o,p,o,o.

I didn't say fruit. The bot said fruit. I said pupper.

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree eating all the fruit he can see.

How many sheep do you currently own? Do you have internet speeds above 56kbps yet?

Have you ever built a shack in the outback from VB tinnies and eucalyptus trees?

I didn't say bubble. The bot said bubble. I said b,u,t,t,l,e.

I didn't say pouch. The bot said puch. I said 'bubble'.

Have you ever sneaked up on a big red roo and jammed your thumb in its pouch?

Have you ever thrown rocks at koala bears?

Have you ever punched a wallaby in the face?

I didn't say dummy. The bot said. dummy. I said d,r,o,n,g,o.

I didn't say chump. The bot said chump. I said 'DUMMY'.

I didn't say mate. The bot said mate. I said 'chump'.

Oh Smeppy, where art thou? Give us some Aussie lingo in the chat, mate.

pewp shoes! dire ear socks! jalapeno courduroys! laughing kids! micropeanuts!

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*Note: Do not enter anything terribly offensive, do not enter phone numbers or other people's email address, and no adventurous html please.

Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.