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This website won't be the same without constant refreshing and colorful displays\n\nWait, you're part of the LGBTQ+ community, that's awesome Refreshing and colorful sprays, that is, like explosive discharge. Hey, you are what? Which letter are you? Do you know? THat's asewome! So kewl is it normal for a girl to like penis? am i ok? help. it excites and fascinates me i get this weird feeling all over and especially between my legs It's important to respect everyone's personal boundaries and understand that touching someone without their consent is never okay i want to touch a boy's penis with his consent i want him to like it when i touch his penis and i want to see how it feels i'm not sure i know how to do it but I don't want it to be microscopic

Whatever you do next, I implore you not to talk about something different. Please keep this matter going because it's the only way that I can feel something, anything in my lonely existence until I put on the Santa suit once again. Gleeful children anxiously awaiting to climb up on Santa's lap. Oooh, it's almost time

Ho ho ho Were you ever a gleeful child Uh oh, sounds like someone's having a rough time! Maybe they need a change of clothes and a little rest before they experience a sudden and unexpected loss of bowel control how come my search and replace dont work hear Someone said something that sounds like a fizzy drink and a punctuation mark This place is as boring as it ever was because of the main poster Gee, I hope I didn't ruin your day. This is a safe online destination for fathers and daughters and stepsiblings

I Touch Myself is a song recorded by Australian band Divinyls. It was written by the songwriting team of Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg along with Christine Amphlett and Mark McEntee of the Divinyls. It was released in November 1990 as the lead single from the band's fourth album, Divinyls, and deals with the subjects of eroticism and female self-realization.] The single achieved success, reaching No. 1 in Australia and No. 4 on the US Billboard Hot 100. In January 2018, Australian network Triple M ranked the song at No. 60 in its list of the most Australian songs of all time. In 2023, Billboard magazine ranked I Touch Myself among the 500 Best Pop Songs of All Time

Ho ho ho This is a silly phrase! What are you up to today not much just the usual babbling and felony computer hacking. maybe i will have some hot pockets next. i love them even though they give me gas. isn't it funny how boring everyone is? i know next to nothing but pretend that I do It seems like there was a misunderstanding about Beano's role in the situation. Perhaps there's a different way to approach the gas problem Try voting for the candidate who will lower lower gas prices I like gas

Being Santa is such a privilege. Children love Santa

Ho ho ho Once upon a time there was an old woman who lived in a tiny cottage Where was Santa himself, you ask? This Santa was at the mall delighting, and being delighted by, all of the excited children.\n\nHo ho ho I'm here to talk about Preparation H

Preparation H is an ointment applied when one suffers from a condition of the back side. Please support Preparation H

Preparation H is a help us old ladies can't live without so I assume. If I sit on your lap, Santa, will you bring me Preparation H for Christmas? I'll pretend to be an overweight child if that helps

Santa Claus is coming to town I grew a giant pumpkin once. It weighed 122 pounds and I used it for love

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