THE END, hardly------
So much diarrhea to drink, so little time.
The story of the life and death of ice hockey enforcer John Kordic is a sad and depressing tale, so I shant delve there today. Eat diapers fucko shitstains
Trump is making America great again! God bless President Donald Trump
Here in Great Britain we like Donald Trump. We have quite a problem with the towelies. Many areas we don't dare go to anymore as we'll get assaulted. I hope that he can help us with our growing difficulties. psycho fucko shitstain! knock knock!
DONAL TRUMP DESERVES TO BE ASSASSINATED
Unfortunately, in the suburbs of Ioa Eo.. Crete, due to a spelling mistake, A young boy by the name of Donal Trump, was hanged, tortured, and then assassinated by three men, who were oddly called Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
This may have been indicative with regards to their parentage, but as they were white, this wasn't considered worthy of discussion. Moving on...
These three brothers were known to the authorities, and as such ignored at all possible times. It's been reported, that they were so dull, (how dull were they?), it's been reported that they were SO dull, they didn't even show up in a strong light. These were dull people. They had custom made T-shirts saying "I AM VERY DULL", but nobody ever read them; that's how DULL they were.
But yeah, they did untold horrifics to a person for no good reason, and have swiftly become known as "those idiots that did something somewhere".
Next Up: How your breasts can kill new born babies. Those are pants. I see they have legs. Pants. Three dimensional pants.
Joe and Ken woke up at the same instant.
"FUCK!" They both yelled.
"He's alive" Joe said. "How?"
Ken remained calm. "It's Spencer. You know how his life went."
Joe tried to hide his apprehension. "Thirteen, it's on us now."
Ken pulled his backpack out from under the cot. "And Beauregard too."
"Ok, let's go" Joe said., "Shit, wait, How do we get back there?"
Just then, the walls shook. The biggest clap of thunder rolled through the whole city. Donald Trump was so startled by the noise that he crapped his pants. And died. THE END
Perhaps if we bring them some food....besides, we know they hate the humans too."
"I know of a human family that lives at the top of that mountain over there. Let's scout it out, see if we can find a way in."
"Carl, I hope you know this is completely crazy. None of the other ants would support us going rogue like this and taking on the humans. The odds are stacked against us."
"Fuck it, let's go!"
Carl and Jose walked up the mountain towards the house.
"Hey look! In the sky!"
A bright light descended upon them, and soon a strange aircraft landed. Tiny aliens got out and spoke to the ants.
"If you wish to destroy the humans, we can enlarge you to 1000 times your original size. However, you can never again join your family of ants, and your life will forever be one of death and destruction. Do you proceed?"
"Well, I don't know... I'd like to see the queen one more time...."
"Hell yeah! Let's do it! I wanna be huge!"
"Very well then. Follow me into the spaceship."
CArl followed the alien into the spaceship, while Jose then ran up and attacked the alien from behind. Carl helped him, and they then stole the keys to the spaceship and got inside.
"We can use this to secure more food for the queen! But, what do all these buttons do? And why don't I have any opposable thumbs?"
They flew the spaceship back towards one of the anthills leading to their underground colony, where several ants saw them coming and looked up. Unfortunately they crash landed and died. The ants on the ground cleaned up the wreckage and reported the casualties to the queen.
"What a tragedy," the queen said, "See if you can harvest some of the technology from that aircraft."
But it was too late. The ant colony was flattened by the front wheel of a speeding pickup truck.
"I LOVE BEING A JEW ON EASTER!" yelled Joe from the driver's seat.
Ken, sitting next to him, gave Joe an odd look. "But you're not Jewish. And Easter was months ago."
"I wasn't talking about me, flathead!" Joe said.
Ken just looked at Joe. "but wait. nevermind." he said.
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some diarrhea drinking, fence impaling, pants crapping dier? THE END