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now engage the contingency portion of project thirteen. I was hoping it would not come to this, but we have no other option left.

The button has been pressed. Here we go.

visions of rolling pins inserted in my ass

The news media has sunk your democrat "ship". It's on the bottom, upside down and yet they continue to drop depth charges on the wreckage. WTF!

Here's a new timetable goal for you dumb people-CHELSEA IN 2O32

TRUMP IN 2O2O

you go-spaz---

Stop. Spencer time! Fagging, pooping, butts butts butts.

Is it cancer? What kind and where?

I'm voting Trump in 2O2O

IBS : )

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Ha ha! A cocksucking cop in North Carolina was shot to death Tuesday night. Keep those cop corpses coming!

Ha ha! A felony computer hacking domestic terrorist heshe in Morro Bay California was bored to death Thursday morning. Keep those boxes of Depends adult diapers coming!

TTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

WARNING: If we all leave, Spencer wins. We must not let Spencer win. Spencer must be defeated at any cost.

So far, so good. Spencer is losing power. Keep it up. Spencer was then seized by Golgotha the shit demon and was entombed in a limited edition Carvel Spicy Diarrhea Shit Cake...

In the director’s cut of Predator 2 when Danny Glover says to the lady “Its okay I’m a cop” and she was like “I don’t think he gives a shit” she was close because the creature in the bathroom was excreting many exotic diahhreas because the lively So Cal cuisine wreaked havoc on his Gi system.

In the Deluxe Alien 3 Disturbovision letterbox scratch & sniff version Sigourney Weaver fell into the spicy diarrhea not the magma or lava or whatever it was.

At the end of Miracle Mile the helicopter carrying Anthony Edwards and Mare Winningham fell into the La Breya Diarrhea Pits not tar pits. Trivia note: Spencer was the helicopter pilot. He lost consciousness and by extension control of the chopper because he was inhaling the laughing gas whilst masturbating to a photograph of Damien impaled on the fence post enjoying a calcium fortified glass of Matcha Diarrhea.

In fact in the 1988 remake of The Blob when he looks up and The Blob falls on him that was actually the West Zanzibar sentient diarrhea.

All this talk about diarrhea makes me grateful they finally took 2 Broke Girls off the air...

I heard they all fell into the Sarlac Diarrhea in the last episode...

Hey old lady, nice job of faking SEVERE mental illness above. You were faking, right? PLEASE tell me that you were faking!

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And now the liberal morality shall post---

Damien's mom cried. "Stop talking about my children!" She lit a new cigarette and waddled over to the computer. Another picture of Damien was soon posted to her Facebook. "My special child!!!!"

My, but that was entertaining, wasn't it?

Now more morbidly liberal thoughts---

Ha ha! A cocksucking cop in Georgia was fatally shot Saturday. Keep those cop corpses coming!

The corpses began piling up. Some of them became fully animated zombies, shuffling around pointing guns at people for no reason, telling them they're under arrest. Then walking away, eating garbage out of a dumpster.

Cops are the only reason that you're still alive you retarded ?

Cops are awesome. We all know this. I love cops.

Any Sunday where the Patriots win and the Cowboys lose is a good one. I'm so glad we have many of these.

Ha ha! A cocksucking South Carolina cop who was shot three weeks ago has finally died. Keep those cop corpses coming!

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