Looney Old Lady who must recognize the greatness of Kenny G. There a few musicians throughout history who are considered genius level. Beethoven. Gershwin. Coltrane. Kenny G has proven himself next logical step in that line of great composers and instrumentalists. Kenny G is one of the immortals. You can't dispute this, Granny Koo Koo Pretending to be someone that you are not is considered the sincerest form of flattery. Thanks, Granny. I'm here for you. Anything to help you cope with life's unfairness Mall Santa. Watch out for that stuff! lmaooo Ho Ho Ho come sit on my lap, little one is too smol to poke through so you'll be safe. Don't you trust dear old Santa? Ho ho ho Misandry, a concept that will never abandon you. Not like all the rest. Ho Ho Ho M,i,c,r,o,p,e,n,i,s.B,o,y,i,s.t,h,e.d,u,m ,b,e,s,t.m,o,s,t.p,a,t,h,e,t,i,c.b,u,t,t ,p,l,u,g,g,i,n,g.b,a,b,o,o,n.n,i,g,g,e,r .f,a,g,g,o,t.w,h.o.h,a,s.e,v,e,r.l,i,v,e ,d.i,n.t,h,e.e,t,i,r,e.r,e,c,o,r,d,e,d.h ,i,s,t,o,r,y.o,f.E,a,r,t,h. lmaoo H,e.a,l,t,h,y. d,r,i,n,k,s. p,r,e,v,e,n,t. d,i,s,e,a,s,e. lmao When will humankind travel to Uranus? It should be our destiny to discover what lurks on the surface of Uranus. It is speculated that Uranus can house the entire population of Morro Bay, California minus one Mall Santa. He belongs on Saturn because he's a quirky, space-loving elf Nice try, ma'am. I'm sorry to inform you that Uranus is one of the gas giants and therefore does not have a solid surface. Nice try for a woman though and keep reaching for the stars Microjalapenius thorensis wakes up at 4 AM, and posts on smoltiem to let everyone know that Uranus is in fact a gas giant. Congratulations, TU.UTZpeanus. Lmao My secret garden exists solely for me, watered by my tears and tilled by the trials of my life. The fruit it bears it bears for me alone. No one else could ever understand the taste which is why I'm a power bottom at the spa under the redwoods. Now more gibberish from Granny, such as it is---> of my bitter disappointment for not being born with male appendages. [Name Removed So indeed, the surface of Uranus is in fact gaseous, as Uranus is a Gas Giant. Furthermore your attempts at imitation don't fool me, Granny. I know it's not really me correcting you regarding the surface or lack thereof of Uranus. But good attempt. I know a lot about this topic since I have studied the properties of Uranus for decades. And remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Koo Koo, and my little Peter is normal. N-O-R-M-A-L! Got it, Tu-uts? Good
Gee, Granny you're really gone off the deep end this time. Please seek help. Now further gibberish from
our resident astronomy expert -----> Uranus is invisible to the naked eye if your telescope is too small. Now more sage advice from our resident expert computer programmer, hacker, and LPN---> Roger Miller sang your natal song Chug A Lug. Was it good for you The nice thing about the male reproductive apparatus is the dual functionality. Don't you wish you could experience that, Grandma? LOL Is there a special telescope eyepiece for FAS victims to view Uranus? Is there a special microscope eyepiece for FAS victims to view tiny peanuts Wow! You really are a strange one aren't you? Unique quirks are essential to pulling off the Mall Santa routine. It would be disastrous if the kiddos learned of my background. I have lots of help from the elves though. The chief elf Ben helps me get into my costume and holds my beanie while I'm \"working\". Now more gibberish from the resident Granny who rules my every waking moment---> FAS really is forever and birth defects too. Is that why you're so interested in neck exercises, ma'am \n\nMicropeanus Boi doesn't know that Granny Koo Koo has never even posted on this site. LMAOOO ...contribute to our story.