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It's that time of year! Get out there and SPEND SPEND SPEND! If you don't go into debt, you don't love them enough. Be good little consumers and SPEND SPEND SPEND! You don't need it, but buy it anyway! I'm buying myself an automatic Depends dispenser to put in my tiny house so that I'll never run out again. Boy was that a mess! So embarrassing!

And so it goes.

we all have a mental disorder. every one of us. we either don't recognize it or we have refused to acknowledge it. we spend our days curled up in a ball of fear and tears, angry at the world for our lot in life, numb or oblivious. we take whatever pill the pharmaceutical gods convince us will "cure" society. we pray, we don't pray. we look for love only to reject it. eventually, death is better than living. battle weary soldiers take their own lives in belief that death is better than life. is it? are you really not stronger than what binds you? all chains have a weak link. find it and break it. set yourself free. do you really know what is waiting for you on the other side? live life. love yourself. peace and happiness be with you always. sleeping pills may you have in abundance. that your glass of spicy diarrhea should be bottomless. may you ever be able to find a fence post. pants full of crap should be yours year-round. dying will you be doing eternally. THE END

Ha ha! A cocksucking D.C. cop was shot to death Friday by its own wife. She probably was tired of its butt fucking of other cocksucking cops. LMFAO! Keep those cop corpses coming!

Thank you Granny, for the liberal immorality that you constantly display.

America now knows what the democrats did during this election. Trump will win by using the constitution and the protective nature of it's rules. Our forefathers were very smart to build such rules into the system in order to preserve our democracy.

Now, a mentally ill 78 year old "woman" will display democrat ideals---> Now, a mentally ill 78 year old "woman" will overdose on sleeping pills---> Now, a mentally ill 78 year old "woman" will chug a tall glass of spicy diarrhea---> Now, a mentally ill 78 year old "woman" will impale "herself" on a fence---> Now, a mentally ill 78 year old "woman" will crap "her" pants---> Now, a mentally ill 78 year old "woman" will die---> THE END

TRUMP 2020

You triggered, Granny?

Now watch the gibberish---> Watch the overdosing on sleeping pills---> Watch the chugging of tall glasses of spicy diarrhea---> Watch the impaling on a fence---> Watch the crapping of pants---> Watch the dying---> THE END

1.2 million votes in Pennsylvania now declared fraudulent. Nevada votes about to be overturned. Trump using the constitution to stop the steal in just the way it was designed to. The libtards will choke to death on the constitution. I can't wait to run over any BLM piece of fatherless shit standing on my road.

Now watch libtard Granny respond to this.

Let's just watch her go---> Let's watch her overdose on sleeping pills---> Lets' watch her chug a tall glass of spicy diarrhea---> Let's watch her impale herself on a fence---> Let's watch her crap her pants---> Let's watch her die---> THE END

and now the beginning. Poop Guy went to Google and made the search that would change his life. "best dildo for butt with directions" But just as he was about to place on Amazon his fateful order for the best dildo for butt (****1/2), a fence came crashing through the ceiling, impaling Poop Guy in the chest. "Again?!" whined Poop Guy as he crapped his pants -- and died.

Thank you for that wisdom and good judgement displayed in the above liberal rant. Now, liberal retarded Granny will post more democrat gibberish. Let's watch what she does---> Let's watch her overdose on sleeping pills---> Let's watch her chug a tall glass of spicy diarrhea---> Let's watch her impale herself on a fence---> Let's watch her crap her pants---> Let's watch her die---> THE END

Gee whiz, Granny. You're like a trained chicken that plays piano. Are you an automaton? Let's watch and carefully observe what she has to do now---> WHO THE FUCK IS GRANNY?????? DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE?????? DOES ANYONE OVERDOSE ON SLEEPING PILLS?????? DOES ANYONE CHUG TALL GLASSES OF SPICY DIARRHEA?????? DOES ANYONE IMPALE HIMSELF ON A FENCE?????? DOES ANYONE CRAP HIS PANTS?????? DOES ANYONE DIE?????? THE END

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