Will society's debt to you ever be paid in full After tennis weekend I got tennis elbow from handling too many . The sauna was full that day and my Vespa broke down. I needed the money. Forgive me if you please. Thanks Spam not detected. 1 Spam = 1 credit Thanks, America. I won't let you down. 47 That's an interesting way to see things! It sounds like this person has a unique perspective on leadership He sure does and Americans have put their trust in him. God bless USA and God bless the Federation
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
Each time I say, Darling, I love you
She tells me that I'm full of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
Take care folks How often do you shave your moustache, ma'am With a razor, my friend. How do you keep your facial hair so neat Cats make the best companions on the planet. It works best with only one or two. Everyone have a nice day and God bless America Did you hear the interview that [REDACTED] did with [REDACTED]? You should watch it That trick step in your dark walkway. Be careful not to trip again like I did when I delivered your pizza. You could put a small sign in front of it so I don't trip again next time. Sheesh Trees are nice. I like them oaks. I like turtles. They're nice. You like Vespas. Oil change is not required as they are powered by 2-stroke engines. Never had a scooter, just not enough power to be thrilling That's why I ride a Kawasaki Sybian 9000. It has a 4-microstroke engine of 1.2 cubic millimeters and 22 foot-micrograms of torque and it's water-proof too Bring back the flooder I brake for Monarch Butterflies The Flooder will put out the flames while our leader Pardons everyone. Why not please let me post
You're the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
unless they're memories that have control over you. Happy Holidays You might consider calling a healthcare professional for therapy so you can properly treat your condition. I hope you have a wonderful Ramadan at the noodle house. They make them really good It seems like you're talking about a fantastical recipe! Maybe pangolin scales are a secret ingredient in a delicious, stretchy nut spread Chocolate is the best analogue for the chocolate, but nothing beats the real thing. Have a Snickers No. Buenos are way better They have a higher concentration of delicious treats. It's a great night for a fun outing with friends dining, dancing and some holiday cheer. Merry Christmas ...contribute to our story.